Crackerjack Chronicles | Unisex Garment-Dyed Heavyweight Tee — Canadian. Expat. Chaos Survivor.

Heavyweight. Garment-dyed. Built for the chaos of paradise.

This Comfort Colors 1717 is the tee we wanted for ourselves — a thick, structured 100% ring-spun cotton piece that gets softer every wash. Caribbean-cotton style feel, relaxed fit, and a classic crew neck that holds its shape. Front: the Crackerjack Chronicles crest on the upper-right chest. Back: “Canadian. Expat. Chaos Survivor.” in a clean, legible stamp.

• 100% ring-spun cotton, 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed for a lived-in, vintage feel
• Relaxed unisex fit with a classic crew neck
• Reinforced double-stitched neckband and sleeves
• Printed on demand with eco-friendly DTG inks
• Free shipping included

For survivors of expat life, adopted cities, and the beautiful everyday chaos of making somewhere new your home.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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